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neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

alizena:

#This could be us but you keep calling the police

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

thesnowmaid:

weirdteenblogger:

i feel so uncomfortable 

what the fuck is this

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

officialwhitegirls:

signal boost!!

rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck

ricksanscrotum:

I LOVE HOW OBAMA ALWAYS SAYS “GOVERNOR ROMNEY”

LIKE YOU’RE JUST A GOVERNOR YOU WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING ELSE

ITS SO SUBTLY SASSY